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Greggs Unveils Chicken Roll in 'Trilogy' Saga, Promises Salvation for Hungry, Jaded Public

Greggs completes the holy trinity of processed pastry with the arrival of the Chicken Roll, served to trios only. Will this £1.35 snack save Britain, or is it just another golden puff of empty promise?

Royal Mail First Class Service: Now With Premium Pricing, Economy Delivery

Royal Mail hikes stamp prices again, blaming everything but itself as service standards wither. First class postage hits £1.80, while delivery targets are left languishing somewhere in the post.

Middle East ‘On Fire’ as Global Leaders Compete for Most Explosive Tweet

The Iran conflict has escalated to new geographical and rhetorical heights, with the Kremlin tutting diplomatically while world leaders threaten infrastructure via social media. Fire, fury, and hashtags: the latest from the global stage.

AI Hallucinations in Court: Barrister Exposed after Citing Imaginary Cases

A self-styled barrister cited four non-existent cases in court, all courtesy of an enthusiastic if uninformed AI. The judge decided the public had the right to know who trusts chatbots with justice.

Britain's Digital 'Fog': National Internet Stops for a Cuppa

A mysterious national network outage has forced millions offline, sparking a renaissance in teabag worship and government finger-pointing. Experts baffled as Britain copes the only way it knows: with sarcasm.

Trump’s ‘Power Plant Day’ Diplomacy: Strait of Nerves As Oil, Ego and Expletives Collide

President Trump’s latest crisis management tool: meltdown on social media. Iran shrugs off his threats as oil prices soar and the world anxiously stockpiles popcorn.

Britain’s ‘Ethical Reset’: Starmer’s Foie Gras U-Turn Chokes Manifesto, Ducks Celebrate Early

Sir Keir Starmer eyes scrapping Labour’s prized foie gras and fur import ban for an EU trade pat on the head. Bureaucratic animals in Brussels finally get their day in the Westminster sun.

Houston, We Have a Loo Problem: NASA’s Artemis II Briefings Hijacked by Astronaut Pee

While Artemis II zips smoothly towards the Moon, NASA engineers are consumed by a frozen pee-tastrophe. In deep space, the greatest test may be plumbing, not propulsion.

Artemis II: NASA Revisits the Moon, But Did Anyone Check If We Left the Lights On

NASA sends Artemis II to circle the Moon for a historic fly-by, but only manages to illuminate 20% of the mysterious far side. Apparently, the universe also has a power-saving mode.

Security Theatre Reaches New Heights as Users Playing Whack-a-Mole With 'Enable JS' Notices

Web users are greeted with an ultimatum: enable JavaScript and disable ad blockers, or face instant digital exile. The brave new world of online access, by invitation only.

Trump’s ‘Power Plant Day’ Diplomacy: Strait of Nerves As Oil, Ego and Expletives Collide

Britain’s ‘Ethical Reset’: Starmer’s Foie Gras U-Turn Chokes Manifesto, Ducks Celebrate Early

Artemis II: NASA Revisits the Moon, But Did Anyone Check If We Left the Lights On

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Greggs Unveils Chicken Roll in 'Trilogy' Saga, Promises Salvation for Hungry, Jaded Public

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Britain’s ‘Ethical Reset’: Starmer’s Foie Gras U-Turn Chokes Manifesto, Ducks Celebrate Early

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Britain's Digital 'Fog': National Internet Stops for a Cuppa

Trump’s ‘Power Plant Day’ Diplomacy: Strait of Nerves As Oil, Ego and Expletives Collide

Britain’s ‘Ethical Reset’: Starmer’s Foie Gras U-Turn Chokes Manifesto, Ducks Celebrate Early

Artemis II: NASA Revisits the Moon, But Did Anyone Check If We Left the Lights On

Security Theatre Reaches New Heights as Users Playing Whack-a-Mole With 'Enable JS' Notices

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Greggs Unveils Chicken Roll in 'Trilogy' Saga, Promises Salvation for Hungry, Jaded Public

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Middle East ‘On Fire’ as Global Leaders Compete fo...

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Keyboard Warriors: Dozens of Cops Busted for Outsourcing Their Jobs to Desk Toys

Dozens of police officers and staff have been dismissed after allegedly faking keyboard activity while working from home. Turns out the biggest crime scene was their own laptop.

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Greggs Unveils Chicken Roll in 'Trilogy' Saga, Promises Salvation for Hungry, Jaded Public

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