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Free Tommy Robinson Sign The Petition

Fucking disgraceful 24 hour isolation for a civil offence, Keir Starmer needs to be taken to the Congo with his boat mates, come and arrest me Lukashenko pisses over the lot of you I'd 100% prefer to be under his rule than Starmer the corrupt cunt!

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£50 Billion Empire HQ: A £155K Fixer-Upper in Bolton—Because Who Needs a Skyscraper?

A neglected £155,000 house in Bolton serves as the unlikely headquarters of a £50 billion business empire, complete with peeling paint and an overgrown yard. A luxury sports car parked outside adds to the irony, proving that billionaires really do play by

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Who The Fuck Are Europe To Interfere in Belarus Elections?

Did we not just have all this shit with USA Elections Jan 6th 2020, don't listen to Western Rhetoric about Belarus and it being the North Korea of Europe I don't know what President Trumps views are but I am sure if he came to Minsk he would have a differ

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Axel Rudakubana Dodges Full-Life Sentence by NINE DAYS – Because the Law Loves a Good Birthday Coinc...

Axel Rudakubana, the Southport killer who butchered three girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class, just dodged a full-life sentence by NINE DAYS. Instead, he gets a 52-year minimum term. Fair or absurd? Join the debate!

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Trump Pardons Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht, Great Move!

In a move that has the internet buzzing louder than a dial-up modem, President Donald Trump has granted a "full and unconditional" pardon to Ross Ulbricht, the mastermind behind the infamous Silk Road website. For those who missed the early 2010s, Silk Ro

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The Rise and Fall of Timur Rustem: How a £2 Million Legal Aid Heist Sparked a Modern-Day Monte Crist...

Timur Rustem's empire of greed crumbles as he is led away in handcuffs, exposed for his £2 million legal aid fraud. Jason Place stands victorious, a beacon of justice reclaiming his life after years of wrongful imprisonment.

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Civil Service Awards 2024: Celebrating Bureaucratic Brilliance

The Civil Service's annual awards ceremony celebrated officials like Pauline MacNeil for managing crises that arguably stemmed from systemic oversights. The event highlighted the institution's penchant for self-applause, prompting questions about the true

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Fly-Tippers Turn Entrepreneurs: £15,000 Ransom Demand for Rubbish Cleanup

Fly-tippers in London demanded £15,000 to clean up their illegal rubbish dump, turning waste into a ransom operation. Their cheeky £8,000 opening bid quickly escalated, leaving authorities and the public in disbelief at their audacity.

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Storm Shadow vs. Oreshnik: When a Firework Faces Hypersonic Dynamite

The Storm Shadow and Oreshnik face off in a hilarious comparison of speed and power, with the hypersonic Oreshnik outpacing its rival like a dynamite-fueled rocket. This tongue-in-cheek take on modern missile tech shows just how outclassed slow-and-steady

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Ex-Law Chief Inspires New Career Path for Aspiring Lawyers: Trauma Counselling

A former law chief, Jo Sidhu KC, faces fresh allegations of sexual misconduct, tarnishing the Criminal Bar Association’s reputation. His past courtroom theatrics, where he denied being the "Jimmy Savile of Barristers," resurface as irony unfolds with yet

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