Met Police Pull a Disappearing Act During BLM Protests – Leaves Downing Street to Guard Itself

Date: 2025-03-24
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In a performance that could’ve scored them a magician’s residency in Vegas, the Metropolitan Police allegedly pulled a full-scale abracadabra and vanished armed officers from Downing Street during the height of the 2020 Black Lives Matter protests.

According to leaked courtroom drama, officers were yanked from their posts faster than a politician dodging accountability. Why? Because someone feared the protesters might go full GTA and make off with police firearms. You really can’t make this up (but apparently, someone just did).

Meanwhile, one mounted officer ended up taking an unexpected rodeo tour through central London—injured and now galloping her way to court with a lawsuit in hand. Her claim? The Met's genius strategy of "let the gates handle it" left everyone wide open, including her horse, which clearly didn't sign up for this.

As the dust settles and the legal sword-fighting begins, critics are howling about “two-tier policing.” Apparently, if you glue yourself to a road in the name of climate, you're tackled faster than a free buffet announcement at Parliament. But if you're staging a mass protest over racial justice? Suddenly, it’s all zen, smiles, and tactical retreats.

The Met, naturally, insists everything was totally secure—presumably with the help of magic spells, an enchanted fence, or vibes.

So next time London’s in protest mode, don’t be surprised if Downing Street gets replaced with cardboard cutouts and a sign that reads, “BRB – Sorting Threat Levels.”

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